Fuck you, George Lucas.
Fuck you, George Lucas. Four months ago I made my special someone some Star Wars themed teddy bears from Build-A-Bear Workshop.
Anakin Pawalker/Anakin Skywalker - How fucking cute is that?
Pawdme Amidala/Padme Amidala - EVEN CUTER, GOD DAMMIT.
And they were fucking adorable. I guess at some point you noticed how awesome they were and wanted a piece of the action.
A friend of mine works at BABW, and when I was picking him up to head to the bar today he told me about the new, incoming Star Wars outfits at work:
I would've made this but I was too lazy.
GAY.
I can say without hesitation, mine looks WAY better. You asshat, George Lucas.
Fuck you, George Lucas. I would have KILLED for these outfits 4 months ago. I was willing to do terrible, terrible, sexually explicit things to get these outfits for some fucking teddy bears. But it wasn’t about that, was it? You just couldn’t resist, could you? You saw my shit online and just had to jack my idea and slap your fucking name on it in the name of “intellectual property,” huh, dickhead? Don’t think I don’t know jack about USC film students. Fuck you up the ass. Hard.
I hereby take ALL credit on giving George “Assvagina” Lucas this idea. Just slap the Star Wars name on some sextoys and get it over with.
By the way, Something Something Something Dark Side wasn’t as good as Blue Harvest, though I’m sure you got your share of the action. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Well, I wont debate that George Lucas is not an asshat, I mean that guy slaps the Star Wars label onto everything he can get his clammy hands on. It reminds me of that scene in Spaceballs when LoneStar, Barf and the Princess and meet with Yogurt. When LoneStar asks, “Yogurt, what is this place? What is it that you do here?” and the little green Mel Brooks replies “Merchandising.” Ah yes, Spaceballs the lunchbox, spaceballs the breakfast cereal, spaceballs the flamethrower (the kids love that one)….yeah, its like that. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE star Wars and own about a third of the total merchandise but some of it is too much, I mean do we really need Star Wars Band Aids? (i own a box of those-apparently i DO need them). These costumes are cute, the Darth Vader one is indeed awesome but speaking as someone who knows your special someone very well I can say without hesitation that the custom made costumes are just fucking terrific, the detail is outstanding and the fact that you made them by hand just adds to their uniqueness, which makes them all the more special. I am reminded of an old story where a young student liked his new teacher so much that he walked three days to the ocean and grabbed a handful of sand and walked three days back to gave it to her. When the teacher asked why the student traveled so far for the sand, the student said “teacher, the journey is part of the gift.”
USC FILM STUDENTS! jesus christ you’re right. speaking as someone who knows the person who helped make the hand-made ones, i agree the hand-made ones were pretty great. (it’s me. i’m speaking about me. i worked on the hand-made ones.)
Dez that story is awesome. i’m stealing it and slapping my name on it. because apparently that’s acceptable by society. fucking society.
My cousin got a new light saber for Christmas. It was kind of fun.